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Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News

When Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…

1 min read3 days ago

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Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry

Unexpectedly waking up happy on a beautiful May morning, Frank Tibert, age 62, suddenly realized that he can read the news for reasons…

1 min readMay 3, 2024

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Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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MuddyUm

Ask Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For You

Side effects include keeping you discontent exactly where you are

3 min readFeb 4, 2024

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Ask Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For You

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

Why I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water Bottle

Dear Steve, although ours has mostly been a happy ten-year marriage — six of the best years of my life, am I right — I have decided, that…

3 min readJan 20, 2024

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Why I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water Bottle

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

“Excuse Me, May I Cut in Line?”

“Excuse me, may I cut in line?”

3 min readJan 15, 2024

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“Excuse Me, May I Cut in Line?”

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

10 Equally Terrible Alternate Titles For Patrick Stewart’s 2023 Memoir, “Making it So.”

1). “Why Yes, I Am Also That Guy In The Wheelchair.” 2). “Continuum-ning the Continuum.” 3). “Actually, I Am Shakespearean Trained.” 4)…

1 min readDec 7, 2023

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10 Equally Terrible Alternate Titles For Patrick Stewart’s 2023 Memoir, “Making it So.”

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

Recently Introduced To The Music Of John Lennon, Vladimir Putin Reported To Be Considering Giving…

Moscow.

1 min readNov 28, 2023

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Recently Introduced To The Music Of John Lennon, Vladimir Putin Reported To Be Considering Giving…

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

Local Mom Upset That Her Radical Empathy This Thanksgiving Was Not Nearly Radical Enough

Hoping to “lean in,” create holiday magic by “thinking big,” and lead with “radical empathy” this Thanksgiving, local mom Karen Simpson…

1 min readNov 24, 2023

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Local Mom Upset That Her Radical Empathy This Thanksgiving Was Not Nearly Radical Enough

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

How to Ensure That The Gluten-Free Thanksgiving Stuffing is Truly Gluten-Free

1). Sneak up on it and see if it notices. Gluten-free stuffing is much more alert and less loggy than its gluten-filled cousin.

3 min readNov 22, 2023

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How to Ensure That The Gluten-Free Thanksgiving Stuffing is Truly Gluten-Free

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
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The Haven

Torontonians Finding They Lack the Necessary Engagement To Engage With 2023 Vital Signs Report On…

Citing waning interest in civic engagement, most Torontonians acknowledge that they are having difficulty civically engaging with this…

1 min readNov 21, 2023

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Torontonians Finding They Lack the Necessary Engagement To Engage With 2023 Vital Signs Report On…

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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)

Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments.

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