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Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)

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The Thirst Trap Dilemma

Following a particularly gruelling gym workout last Saturday, Tanner Tedesco, fitness influencer, bro scientist, and self-proclaimed expert…

Aug 14

The Thirst Trap Dilemma

Aug 14

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The Haven

Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend

Reflecting upon a Memorial Day long weekend that included visits to three garden centres, four nurseries, and at least one florist supply…

May 28

Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend

May 28

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The Haven

After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.

After only one week of dressing in nothing other than athleisure wear from Lululemon and Aldo Yoga, Chicago mom Tracey Stephens, 38, has…

May 24

After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.

May 24

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“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…

Looking forward to cracking skulls and having good lollygag at Toronto’s Ashbridges Bay, Victorian-era enthusiasts Basil Burton and Noddy…

May 21

“This One’s For Queenie,” Yell Victorian-Era Enthusiasts Basil And Noddy, As They Detonate…

May 21

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Hoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent Emoji

With recent polls indicating that Joe Biden is trailing Donald Trump in popularity among the 18- to 24-year-old voting set, the incumbent…

May 17

Hoping To Connect With Younger Voters, Biden Promises To Do Upcoming Debate In Fluent Emoji

May 17

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The Haven

How To Know If You Are Dating Morty Kaczynski, The Love Unabomber

In today’s online dating world, it is often difficult to know exactly who it is you are meeting and whether they are sincere in their…

May 14

How To Know If You Are Dating Morty Kaczynski, The Love Unabomber

May 14

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Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News

When Canadian media was flooded recently with the “breaking news” that the Toronto Maple Leafs had been eliminated following a fourth…

May 9

Breaking News That The Leafs Lost Prompts Journalism To Rethink The Phrase Breaking News

May 9

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Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry

Unexpectedly waking up happy on a beautiful May morning, Frank Tibert, age 62, suddenly realized that he can read the news for reasons…

May 3

Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry

May 3

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Ask Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For You

Side effects include keeping you discontent exactly where you are

Feb 4

Ask Your Doctor If Low Self-Esteem Is Right For You

Feb 4

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Why I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water Bottle

Dear Steve, although ours has mostly been a happy ten-year marriage — six of the best years of my life, am I right — I have decided, that…

Jan 20

Why I’m Trading In My Husband For A Stanley Cup Water Bottle

Jan 20

Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)

Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)

Andrew Scott is a musician and writer who lives in Toronto in a house amongst children, antiquated technology of yesteryear and many, many instruments.

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